Category: Satire

Bill Clinton says time spent on Epstein’s jet with underage girls was to ‘manage anxiety’

The former President reveals that pressure of being married to Hillary made him feel like a boxer who had done 30 rounds and he looked at Epstein’s sex slaves as ‘something that will take your mind off it for a while’.

Vigil for fallen stop sign appears in Middletown, PA

Folks are now taking matters into their own hands to restore the dignity and function of the sign.

The story of who placed the balloon is the million dollar question.

True Story: Papenfuse gets 2 scoops of ice cream, everyone else gets 1

All we want to do is squander tax dollars, we want to raises taxes and parking rates, we want to steal midtown property for our personal gain, while we forget about the rest of the city, and we won’t worry about fixing education in Harrisburg.